Mindy Kaling attends the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards Nominations on July 10, 2014 in North Hollywood
You better lawyer up asshole
And with each new bit of extended canon we get: Pottermore, interviews, these short stories, I hope, and hope, and hope that this will be improved. That we’ll get SOMETHING. A mention of Remus and Sirius dating for a bit in school, or Tonks being gender fluid, or Lavender marrying Padma, or even one of the Next Gen kids being LGBTQIAP+ in some way. Gender Fluid Teddy, or Bisexual Viccy, or Trans James, or Bisexual Rose, or Gay Hugo, something, anything.
stop trying to make remus/sirius happen
this post is like some kind of pot luck lmao pick a characters name out of the hat and then pick a sexuality and/or gender for them, mix and match lol
dennis/dee for the ship thing — Anonymous
i’m trying to hide my Trash status but y’all won’t let me smh
makes the bed in the mornings — i don’t think either of them would do the bed tbh. like dee just Doesn’t Care most of the time and dennis is probably Above It All to ~lower himself~ to make the fuckin bed
has sole posession of the T.V. remote — dennis. dee often reaches over to try and snatch it from dennis’ but it never ends well (lots of yelling)
stays up until 2am reading — dee (!). she stays up reading trashy romance novels that dennis mocks her for even tho he never really bothers to share this ammo w/ the rest of the gang
is the bigger cuddler — dennis. lmao he’s so dependent on mac but moreso dee that he likes to know that there’s at least someone who sees thru his dick exterior rather than get blinded by the ~golden god~ persona (like mac). dee thinks it’s fucking weird at first but she lets him
does the laundry — dee. but she makes a point of only doing her chunk of the laundry until dennis asks her (politely!) each time he wants her to do her laundry. otherwise dennis can go ask his boy toy or charlie to do his laundry for him.
mows the lawn — neither of them. they’d just let their hypothetical lawn get overgrown with weeds and let the grass die than “let the other one win” bc obviously someone would be losing if they ended up mowing the damn lawn
is better at budgeting — dee. i doubt their parents gave dee much of an ~allowance~ as far as spending money is concerned (frank and barbara probably used her treatment for scoliosis as an excuse tbh). so she learned to save up and spend money only on things that are Essentials
instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff) — dennis. even though dee has had more partners (here’s hoping for dee/the waitress sometime soon), she’s still mildly grossed out at the prospect so both of them have to be on the edge of blackout drunk before anyone starts anything. dennis is more of a touchy drunk so he’s the one that starts it, then dee’s the kinkier one bc she’s picked up little things from all her encounters w/ other people that impresses dennis a lil bit and the only reason dee is into this is because she likes the feeling of superiority over dennis
"Please, bear with me!"
mindykaling: And some @openingceremony and @jimmychoointl for the last look. Your favorite babysitter who you lost your virginity to and went to jail after.
mindykaling: More book cover looks. Channeling Glenn Close